haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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