But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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