Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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