eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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