he shaved USA in his pubs
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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