We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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