Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They took my balls.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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