the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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