Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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