I wanna bring you to show and tell
its not stalking. its research.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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