so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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