There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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