I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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