just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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