why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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