Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"