i would punch a child for taco bell
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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