forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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