I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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