It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Is it penis luge time yet?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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