What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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