Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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