People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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