she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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