the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I lost the right to judge tonight
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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