Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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