marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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