so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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