glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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