As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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