u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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