...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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