a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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