Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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