haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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