Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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