You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE