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(619): View more from California

do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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Don't drive home.

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(619): do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ? (805): Don't drive home. http://tfl.nu/8ed1

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(325): View more from Texas

wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah" http://tfl.nu/d8s5

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(816): View more from Missouri

believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.

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(816): believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward. http://tfl.nu/i2tt

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(785): View more from Kansas

he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing

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(785): he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing http://tfl.nu/bfcf

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.

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(610): Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it. http://tfl.nu/tp8b

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(802): View more from Vermont

Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable

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(802): Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable http://tfl.nu/50aw

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(217): View more from Illinois

Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out

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(217): Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out http://tfl.nu/2vfe

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(773): View more from Illinois

Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day

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(773): Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day http://tfl.nu/fpi9

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(678): View more from Georgia

ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do

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(678): ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do http://tfl.nu/pgwu

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.

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(865): I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night. http://tfl.nu/z7o8

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(989): View more from Michigan

I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.

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(989): I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night. http://tfl.nu/dsb1

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....

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(843): Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom..... http://tfl.nu/jt5r

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(310): View more from California

Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?

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(310): Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public? http://tfl.nu/31zf

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(256): View more from Alabama

That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.

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(256): That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants. http://tfl.nu/0w7x

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(904): View more from Florida

I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.

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(904): I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night. http://tfl.nu/zawb

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