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• (917): View more from New York City

  He disabled his match.com account in front of me

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.

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• (845): View more from New York

  "He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am

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• (716): View more from New York

  He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that

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