I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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