: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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