just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so that wasnt chicken after all
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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