Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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