Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's blow job season.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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