Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He did a backflip because drugs
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