So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
worst night to have a conscience
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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