I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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