actually, I'm a sock model
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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