i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize