If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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