my shit smells like andre
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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