Swine flu is the new snow day.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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