I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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