I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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