I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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