Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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