I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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