I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
then he tried to convert me to islam
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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