we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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